Celebration Time, Come On!

Welcome to my life. Day 5806. Hello my Headless Hedons. So I've been getting completely wasted all night. These Yankees are going to turn me into a full fledged alcoholic. Goooo Yankees!!! What an awesome post-season. It's like all the investments of the past eight years finally paid off all at once. Godzilla finally came out of the water and stomped all over Philadelphia. The Shaved Caveman finally crawled out of his cave. And a certain 30 million dollars a year finally paid off.


Jeter might have hit 400 and sparked the offense but Alex had more 'hero' moments than anyone ever. I guess that comes with being a home run hitter. I think he was finally comfortable on the big stage. New York can be intimidating. Maybe it took the steroid confession to warm him to the fans. At the end of the day he just showed his humanity. And that kind of brought us closer to him. Does that make sense? Anyway, you rock, A Rod! Welcome to the Yankees.

Cap'n Jeets gets his fifth ring! Halfway to tie Yogi Berra's ten. And check out this little trophy (Jeets' flame, Minka Kelly):


Enjoy him while you can, bitch!