Welcome to my life. Day 5916. Hello my Portly Porpoises. So for the past 2 days I've been having this online brawl with this lamo skank named Lisa French on the Superfan Site. The bitch has no life and has decided to take me on as the Anne Rice Superfan! Can you believe it?!!! Moi?!!! Everybody knows I'm the true Anne Rice Superfan! This poser slut has over 700 Superfan pages and just figures she's going to usurp Anne Rice too! Not a chance! I will take this to the Supreme Courth if I have to! I think she's like a shut-in or something. Who the hell has that much time on their hands?! I'm starting a Facebook hate group against her. I'm sure some of my close to 4000 friends on Facebook will assist. I plan to make her life hell until she gives up the Anne Rice Superfan page!!!
Anyway, here's a transcript of our altercation:
"There can only be one Anne Rice superfan! That's me!"
Warning - This is a Twatlight Free Zone! These here are the daily musings of an adolescent malcontent. Within these pages you will find my world bared for all to see and squash and destroy and ruminate upon. Here you will find my loves (Anne Rice), my hates (my sister, Helen) and everything in between. So read on, my lovelies and enter the private world of Lara Baxter. Follow my blog for a chance to win a signed maxi pad (unused).